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Funny First Date Stories in NYC

July 20, 2016, 5:02 p.m.

Funny First Date Stories in NYC
Okay ladies, for you this week, I prepared a hilarious combination for you. You wanted laughs, and guess what you are going to get some crazy laughs out of this one. If you thought America’s Home Videos was kind of funny – girl you don’t have a clue what’s coming your way! How many times have you gone on a date and where blown away by the absurdity of what was happening? Well, I bet then you can either relate to this one or these 3 stories will blow your mind with humor. Now these are legit stories about what other females went through – they’re real! I mean honestly, once you read these stories you will realize about how true they are. Are you ready for these?
Funny First Date Stories in NYC

1. Pokémon-Go HOME!

I am sure you all have heard about the recent ranting and raving about Pokémon-Go, right? I mean, walk outside for a minute in the center of NYC and you will see hundreds of people looking on the cell-phones trying to track a Pokémon. Well in light of this occasion, here is a date story gone wrong when it comes to Pokémon. So a guy was taking the girl on the first-date and was going to surprise her with – what he thought was the best-of-the-best first-date ideas in NYC. I mean think about it, every child in America loved Pokémon, right? Well the math equation here is that he thought she would be filled with love and joy when she opened her eyes to find out that the movie he picked was Pokémon. At that point, can you imagine her reaction ladies? That first date became: Pokémon-Go Home! Add a Roger in there if you were a fan of Sister-Sister.

Funny First Date Stories in NYC

2. Motel, What?

Wasn’t that a wild story? Well guess what ladies, this one gets even better. Now, have you ever stayed at a motel before? I am guessing not – and you probably know why as well too. Now maybe if you did, I am sure you would never stay there again. Motels are no Ritz Carletons. With that being said, let’s set the scene for this story. The date started off beautifully. The guy came over to the girl’s house and picked her up to surprise her with flowers and chocolates – a romantic style first date. Well, the guy also had a trick-up his sleeve and she had no idea about it. They went on their way to the outskirts of NYC to a delicious restaurant. Here they had the best of conversations! I mean she laughed her heart-out and even tweeted about how much fun she was having! Now this is where the trick comes in. The guy told the girl she had surprise for her. He had taken the initiative to move the date to the next level and book a night somewhere and it was not till they pulled up that she realized he picked out a motel room on the side of the highway.

Funny First Date Stories in NYC

3. This Food Looks Delicious!

Ahhh, we are going to end this story by jumping from 0-60. Now, this story does not require any introduction – so let’s get straight to it. Here’s the situation. Here, a guy took a girl on their first date to a local Mexican Restaurant that’s quite infamous in NYC. Here the guy planned everything out to a T. I mean, he picked her up, gave her the flowers, a card, walked her to the car, opened the door, the restaurant table was lit with candles – I mean, the guy did what he could to make it special for his date. Now, once the food came out, both of them were in awe of the beautiful arrangement of the food. Upon the girl looking up at the guy, a mariachi band came over to their table, and the guy had ordered the band to come sing “I can’t help falling in love with you.” On top of that, the guy asked her to marry and move to Canada. Now, in the meantime, all the girl could response back with was “This Food Looks Delicious!” Crazy, or what!?

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